Are you fucking serious? In the news today there is a 17 year old British girl, TEENAGER, that was rushed to the hospital from her job due to health complications, (fainting, shortness of breath that kind of shit); fine. When asked where this may have stemmed from the idiot reveals that she has ate NOTHING but McDonald's chicken nuggets since she was 2 years old. She had never consumed a fruit or vegetable in her life. The tart's explanation for this was that she had "liked them so much, it's all I wanted to eat." To be honest, I m surprised she's not dead; cerebral malfunction or otherwise.
True, you may not be able to purchase produce, organic or not, often; maybe never, but at the very least you can contribute to a better fate for yourself than ending up Buddy Lee Jone's knocked up youngin factory, making your trailer "cute" with random flotsam and jetsam you found in the sale bin at Joann Fabrics and noshing on chicken fucking nuggets. (You're already in a factory, WTF??
Side note: The British can equate a fate like that of one in Oklahoma because it's my vision coupled with truth. See, it all works out.
Get with the fucking program people. Maybe put down the curling iron and footballs alike and take an interest in your health and maybe even dabble in some common sense. What are you 5 again? Refusing certain foods that are necessary to decent lifestyle because "you don't like it" stop smelling like deli meat, stalking the local diner and get your big boy/girl knickers on & make some head way........thumbsucker.
And for fuck's sake, if you have not read Rimbaud's Season in Hell, stop embarrassing yourself and bestow the gift of intellect upon your tired Jersey Shore laden head........trash.
XOXOXOXO
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