My God Tyra Banks is the most successful retread found on this planet or elsewhere. How on earth does a model swaddled in mediocrity, insecurity and over zealous attempts to gain social admiration become so successful? The only logical explanation is that the fault lies with you.
Yeah, bored on the couch on Saturday afternoon nothing else on just watch this unintentional ratings giver. Granted; I am guilty of the same, however, is it the price you pay for hating on people for a bit? Listening to Tyra's chalkboard provoking bullshit and antics, does this make us part of the problem? If it's between ANTM & fucking Cats 101, shit....Conundrum after conundrum...
The fallacious ruse this heavy whore dishes out to these poor girls who are really just that, girls; is awful, unappealing and riddled with passive aggressive angst and Mattel wisdom. At best, we can sit idly by (on the couch) and banish her during commercials and post angry tid bits about her on our blogs, yeah? Conclusion: maybe Tyra is worth putting up with to mentally deface gals that look better than us because we are bleeding and devouring every carb in sight. (Side note; one does not become a beacon of inspiration because you have made the decision to don a bathing suit when your not at your best, women do that every day you fucking slag. You only are acquiring recognition for such because you have an overbearing Mother who will accept nothing less than what she perceives to be the "best", $50,000 a month and a vow that you will continue to make money and remain in the pseudo spot light that you & the benevolent people of fucking Kansas have provided for you.
Fuck it, she gave me something to write about, maybe we should just give in, hate her collectively & that will be enough.
Get the Nog out.
Matrioshka Eggnog
1 ripe avocado
1 13 oz can coconut milk
3 cups almond milk
1/2 cup agave nectar
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg (freshly grated, if possible)
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Tiny pinch cloves (less than 1/8th teaspoon)
Rum to taste (start with 1/3 cup and see from there)
Cinnamon sticks for garnish if you have them (I didn’t for this pic)
Pour coconut milk into a container. Place coconut milk and avocado in the freezer for about 45 minutes. They shouldn’t be frozen but they should be really, really cold (a little iciness on the coconut milk is ok.)
Slice avocado in half, remove the pit, peel it and place in a blender. Add all of the other ingredients as well. Blend until smooth. That’s it! Sprinkle with a little extra nutmeg and garnish with a cinnamon stick if you like.
Via Post Punk Kitchen.
