Fucking Wal Mart.

Everyone on planet earth has access to research materials and readily available information on just about anything in the free world; however, why people or at best people attempting to pass for human are still patrons of such an evil, wrong and fucked establishment is beyond me. Being from the South, I understand the economic dire straits one can be in and also understand how Wal Mart may seem very well like a viable option, I also know that if a PhD infested padded elbow wearer told me that a Gila monster had a creme brulee after taste that it would not be enough to convince me to eat the fucking thing. Common sense MUST kick in at some point, no? Let's take a gander at why Wal Mart is not only physically dangerous to frequent, but the chances of one getting some kind of odd disease because of one of the patrons brushing your fucking sleeve are greatly increased when you get down to it.
Black Friday: Shootings overshadow US shopping bonanza
The US Christmas shopping season kicked-off by 'Black Friday' is marred by a series of shootings as bargain-hunters flood stores.

12:02PM GMT 26 Nov 2011

The incidents, including three shootings, two robberies and a pepper spray attack mostly took place at branches of the American supermarket chain, Walmart.

A man is in a stable but critical condition after being shot in the early hours of Friday morning as he left a Walmart store in San Leandro, California.

Shots were fired when he resisted two armed robbers who demanded he hand-over the items he had just bought.

One of the most dramatic incidents took place in another Walmart store in Los Angeles, when a woman used pepper spray on fellow shoppers so that she could grab Xbox 360s.

In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina a woman was shot in the foot by a robber as she loaded her purchases into her car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiSmlmXp-aU
Here's a few of the patrons of Wal Mart courtesy of peopleofwalmart.com.

For fuck's sake, go to a farmer's market, attempt to eat something NOT out of a fucking box, does your already obese child really need a video game console? How about going to the park and enjoying nature or maybe God for bid pick up a book, a real live book where you turn the pages and READ. As prosaic as some of these ideas may seem, I am still a massive fan of them and have to really fight to not wish a natural disaster on all and sundry due to human beings complete lack of respect for it. The rate at which America is dumbing down is close to inconceivable. Before you slip into the Jersey Shore, Ugg boot, feather extension, low pants that make me look like I m dragging around my own bag of shit void, take your will to be human and think for your self back. It's never to late, unless you are already Tivoing the Kardashains, then there is no hope for you and I beg you to never cross my path.
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
Mark Twain