Tuesday, December 27, 2011

You would look better wearing a fucking colostomy bag.



Last night I was watching one of guilty pleasures (Wife Swap) & there was a husband of one of the wives that was a tremendous tub of lard. I can always believe what people have the gumption to sling on national T.V. and else where, but this fool's choice words were incredible.


The visiting wife that was paired up with this man had an organic farm. The wife was explaining to him the importance of knowing where your food comes from, how it comes to you etc...she also was an advocate of eating what you nurture and grow; I m not really down with that, but she had point. If you are going to choose to eat animals, at least be informed of the journey that meal makes from farm to plate.
This obese sweet ignorant man stated "I don't want to meet my meat. I just wanna go to the store & buy it. I don't want to go to places where I could get organic meat (& or food) because I don't want to associate with those people because I think they are freaks."


This is also the same family that had "cool school." A day where the children were taught to be "cool" & dress in low budget Mid American fashion that the masses cling to to gain social acceptability.



(Note: COACH is NOT a predominant force in the fashion industry, neither is Juicy Couture. They are commercial, predictable and anything you may purchase at the mall has zero pull in the industry.) So these feeble attempts to hem & haw materialistically in front of your said audience are null & void. You are only making your repressed issues apparent & your idiosyncrasies obvious.




When you are in debt, dying of heart blockages due to your eating habits and your 12 year old daughter has been knocked up by the school jock, I for one will feel for you for exactly 1 minute........ then I will proceed to make an offer on your foreclosure. How many acres do you have?