Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Shakuhachi, Goyte & what STD classifys your UGG wearing pal.


Shakuhachi Winter 2012.






In other news. UGGS are still synonymous with crabs, Northface pull overs and leggings. Listen up hoe bags, UGGS are the equivalent of alerting everyone to the fact that your Mother is a stripper and you too, are headed down the same path. Dating some guy named Brain, frequenting Claire's boutique for the up and coming blow job temptress adornments, just move it along to the Goodwill and pick up a pair of wellies instead, even better, move out of South Jersey and do away with the life all together.




What a fucking disappointment. All I see when I look these girls are scabbed knees and dripping mouths. How bout you say a hail mary for these gals besides the tools they're blowing? Gracias.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

No Nugget is That Tasty Bitch.



Are you fucking serious? In the news today there is a 17 year old British girl, TEENAGER, that was rushed to the hospital from her job due to health complications, (fainting, shortness of breath that kind of shit); fine. When asked where this may have stemmed from the idiot reveals that she has ate NOTHING but McDonald's chicken nuggets since she was 2 years old. She had never consumed a fruit or vegetable in her life. The tart's explanation for this was that she had "liked them so much, it's all I wanted to eat." To be honest, I m surprised she's not dead; cerebral malfunction or otherwise.



True, you may not be able to purchase produce, organic or not, often; maybe never, but at the very least you can contribute to a better fate for yourself than ending up Buddy Lee Jone's knocked up youngin factory, making your trailer "cute" with random flotsam and jetsam you found in the sale bin at Joann Fabrics and noshing on chicken fucking nuggets. (You're already in a factory, WTF??
Side note: The British can equate a fate like that of one in Oklahoma because it's my vision coupled with truth. See, it all works out.



Get with the fucking program people. Maybe put down the curling iron and footballs alike and take an interest in your health and maybe even dabble in some common sense. What are you 5 again? Refusing certain foods that are necessary to decent lifestyle because "you don't like it" stop smelling like deli meat, stalking the local diner and get your big boy/girl knickers on & make some head way........thumbsucker.

And for fuck's sake, if you have not read Rimbaud's Season in Hell, stop embarrassing yourself and bestow the gift of intellect upon your tired Jersey Shore laden head........trash.

XOXOXOXO

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Cragg upcoming show & my Tony Montana Sickness.

Tony Cragg
February 1 - March 10, 2012
Marian Goodman Gallery
24 West 57th Street
New York





(These are not works that may not necessarily be presented in the gallery, but more or less to lend way of your panties becoming bunched.)

I have been very sick for the past few days and am just now somewhat coming out of the fog, still shaky but I have a class this morning that can no longer be avoided. So here are some of my favorite pictures. Enjoy. (Yeah, that's it....I m sick.)



Sunday, January 22, 2012

Sally LaPointe & the Weather's Pre-ejaculation.

Is winter off it's ass? It's a little late in the game to be whisking one into the depths of a winter wonder land. The tone has already been set and a mediocre dusting is not a theme worth revisiting. Suck it up nature and resolve to drenching us all season instead of this lame attempt at asserting environmental power.
( I have reached a new low, I am trying to passive aggressively motivate NATURE into doing my will......wow.)

Sally LaPointe SS 2012 Runway Show in NYC.

















Friday, January 20, 2012

Spanky & Nina & Kenzo.

Spanky & Nina:
"Drawings & Sculpture"
Fuse Gallery 1.18-2.15
93 2nd Avenue (between 5th & 6th Streets)
NYC










Kenzo: Pre Fall 2012.










Jesse, vous serez manqués.