So I am sitting in a meeting today and my friend turns to me and informs me of Krokodil (pronounced Crocodile), the new Russian heroin that eats one's flesh and leaves a life expectancy of the user to a measly 2-3 years. I mean.....look at this shit, Jesus Fuck.......we're all "War on drugs" and these ice cold commies are just putting an end to their epidemic annoyances. We can't even get Jersey Shore off the air.
What we CAN do is get on the proverbial good foot read these immediately if you haven't already and for fuck's sake if you haven't, don't divulge this information publicly; you would be letting your ignorance ambulate like a seizure ridden glass sorter for all and sundry. Spoons down, hardcovers up.-H
