The deputy of WTF has been on tour.

Jesus Christ on a hatchback. Look at this shit here. Katherine Kalnes has fashioned Ryan Gosling into a fucking pancake. Whether this is a thumbs up or down is still debatable....

Next is this hauntingly disturbing piece of visual hand sanitizer by Benetton. Only attractive folk should be posted nationally snogging with grit. Not this sad Venezuelan sack.

Sometimes, when I m writing  a paper and need background noise and forget what is on T.V. I feel exactly like this poor Peruvian chowder head when I realize that fucking Teen Mom has been on for well over 1/2 an hour. Toys R Us has also aided in my identification with wanting to kick the eye out of some annoying fucktard in line at Wegmans who's Mother can't utilize a useful militant strategy to get Mommy and Daddy's "surprise" in line.

Whoa. Easy chief. What are ya on pigtail patrol? One day not only will you have your own flatiron, you'll realize that Insane Clown Posse does not understand you at all and that featuring a utensil drawer in the front of your grill will not win you any prizes with either sex.
Listen, we may be in an unstable economy, but this poor fuck is booking his seat on the next Greyhound just to be a sales associate at the new Hot Topic opening in Wabasha.