The Green Lama & Assistance getting that shit off your vehicle.

We can all die feeling good about this life after viewing this fucking gem.
Fucking Tibetan Comics!!!!
Rubin Museum of Art
150 W. 17 St., NYC
Hero, Villain, Yeti
Tibet in Comics
December 9, 2011 - June 11, 2012

Next on the chopping block is the futile attempts of the Middle Class (fuckwad, Obama phased you out remember?), falsely perpetrating the "American Dream" families who are featuring these horrific sticker families on their vehicles.
The list of why this hellacious act is completely fucked are endless, however we will start with the obvious.
1. You are advertising to scumbags, pedophiles & "evil doers" alike how many kids you have, what they are into so these dregs know where to patrol in order to lure your children into their rape van, not to mention the tackiness rivals Wal Mart.

2. You are advertising that you voluntarily worship at the feet of the most tyrannical dictator posing as apple pie & drag your children along for the senseless act; planting the seed of unrealistic expectations, fictitious physical attributes that are featured as important in this life & most of all, that you are easily manipulated: Mickey Mouse the CEO of Disney.

(P.S. I will be right over to sell you arsenic ridden doughnuts claiming it will go to support my adult speed knitting team. We meet on Thursdays @ 6PM at the VFW. No jack wagon, not really.)

3. You are blatantly pointing out that the only enjoyment you have out of your life, is that which is advertised, hence seeking out constant approval & hopeful initiation of conversation started due to your lack of genuine meaningful relationships in your life. Stickers on your vehicle have come to be the only gold star you have acquired in adult life and the sadness is overwhelming.

You are better than this. You are better than stickers representing your essence on a fucking van. Say no to what others are doing and the deceitful ruse they are perpetrating. Your life is fuller than a sticker. Your accomplishments are worth more than a promulgated sticker. Don't chock up your life to fucking stickers; someone else's interpretation of what gauges your success in this world.
Be Deniro in Taxi Driver. "This is a man who stood up."
Am I looking a little too much into this? Absofuckingloutely. Do I care desperately about your conscious state in this world and want to invite vigorous action & eyes open sentiment? You bet your ass.

(Do not replace said stickers with ribbon magnets or those fucking puzzle Autism ribbons, or it will spawn another post altogether. Many Thanks.)