Aahhhhh! My fantasy goes as follows: Jillionaire adorable dandy esque gay man who never found the right man to settle down with and have a daughter he could lavish with wondrous things finds me and notices his breath shortening and asks if he can be my adoptive gay Father in return I accompany him to everything from a Behanding in Spokane to La Boheme, teaches me which fork to use while at Jean Georges, how to sew a decent line in a garment, how to do algebra and demonstrates the correct way to make a creme brulee. *Sigh* This guy would have done just fine.
