Carven & Spartacus Chetwynd.

I m fairly certain I m going to go right ahead & freak the fuck out. Carven has well been on it's way back into the forefront, however the line's triumphant return is being expedited by designer Guillaume Henry who has turned tartan out, resuscitated the art of line, prints & has accomplished my resolving to become very ugly if I were to get into an "altercation" @ Barney's with a fierce competitor who had been eying the same dress. The 2012 Resort line is down right swoon worthy.

Next Stop, New Museum
235 Bowery (231)
Exhibiting till 1/1/2012 So hurry the fuck up.
NYC
Spartacus Chetwynd:
Home Made Tasers
As part of Studio 231

Enjoy.

You would look better wearing a fucking colostomy bag.

Last night I was watching one of guilty pleasures (Wife Swap) & there was a husband of one of the wives that was a tremendous tub of lard. I can always believe what people have the gumption to sling on national T.V. and else where, but this fool's choice words were incredible.

The visiting wife that was paired up with this man had an organic farm. The wife was explaining to him the importance of knowing where your food comes from, how it comes to you etc...she also was an advocate of eating what you nurture and grow; I m not really down with that, but she had point. If you are going to choose to eat animals, at least be informed of the journey that meal makes from farm to plate.
This obese sweet ignorant man stated "I don't want to meet my meat. I just wanna go to the store & buy it. I don't want to go to places where I could get organic meat (& or food) because I don't want to associate with those people because I think they are freaks."

This is also the same family that had "cool school." A day where the children were taught to be "cool" & dress in low budget Mid American fashion that the masses cling to to gain social acceptability.

(Note: COACH is NOT a predominant force in the fashion industry, neither is Juicy Couture. They are commercial, predictable and anything you may purchase at the mall has zero pull in the industry.) So these feeble attempts to hem & haw materialistically in front of your said audience are null & void. You are only making your repressed issues apparent & your idiosyncrasies obvious.

When you are in debt, dying of heart blockages due to your eating habits and your 12 year old daughter has been knocked up by the school jock, I for one will feel for you for exactly 1 minute........ then I will proceed to make an offer on your foreclosure. How many acres do you have?

Schnabel & Fabia & my inability to prohibit poop talk.

Yesterday was great. I won't get into it because it will take something away from the experience for me, but it was perfect.
In the meantime, Lola Montes Schnabel (yeah ANOTHER Schnabel) has some works worth checking out.
Hole Gallery Bowery NYC

Also on the roster is Natalia Fabia
Jan 14-Feb 11
Punk Rock Rainbow Sparkle in Gallery 1

Jonathan Levine Gallery
529 W 20th St 9th Floor
NYC
It's fucking odd. Every time I see Jonathan Levine, I manage to talk about poop and my schedule as of late with it; what the fuck? I mean flippin everywhere; at weddings, pool parties, other galleries & bless his heart if he doesn't take it in stride every time. If you get the additional treat of meeting Jonathan when you visit his space, be prepared to be jealous. He's a snappy dresser, exudes Willy Wonka, George Carlin & business savvy all ambulating about as a "human being."
Enjoy.

Tyra Banks is a fucking Idiot...... & here's some Nog.

My God Tyra Banks is the most successful retread found on this planet or elsewhere. How on earth does a model swaddled in mediocrity, insecurity and over zealous attempts to gain social admiration become so successful? The only logical explanation is that the fault lies with you.

Yeah, bored on the couch on Saturday afternoon nothing else on just watch this unintentional ratings giver. Granted; I am guilty of the same, however, is it the price you pay for hating on people for a bit? Listening to Tyra's chalkboard provoking bullshit and antics, does this make us part of the problem? If it's between ANTM & fucking Cats 101, shit....Conundrum after conundrum...
The fallacious ruse this heavy whore dishes out to these poor girls who are really just that, girls; is awful, unappealing and riddled with passive aggressive angst and Mattel wisdom. At best, we can sit idly by (on the couch) and banish her during commercials and post angry tid bits about her on our blogs, yeah? Conclusion: maybe Tyra is worth putting up with to mentally deface gals that look better than us because we are bleeding and devouring every carb in sight. (Side note; one does not become a beacon of inspiration because you have made the decision to don a bathing suit when your not at your best, women do that every day you fucking slag. You only are acquiring recognition for such because you have an overbearing Mother who will accept nothing less than what she perceives to be the "best", $50,000 a month and a vow that you will continue to make money and remain in the pseudo spot light that you & the benevolent people of fucking Kansas have provided for you.
Fuck it, she gave me something to write about, maybe we should just give in, hate her collectively & that will be enough.

Get the Nog out.
Matrioshka Eggnog

1 ripe avocado

1 13 oz can coconut milk

3 cups almond milk

1/2 cup agave nectar

2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 teaspoon ground nutmeg (freshly grated, if possible)

1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Tiny pinch cloves (less than 1/8th teaspoon)

Rum to taste (start with 1/3 cup and see from there)

Cinnamon sticks for garnish if you have them (I didn’t for this pic)

Pour coconut milk into a container. Place coconut milk and avocado in the freezer for about 45 minutes. They shouldn’t be frozen but they should be really, really cold (a little iciness on the coconut milk is ok.)

Slice avocado in half, remove the pit, peel it and place in a blender. Add all of the other ingredients as well. Blend until smooth. That’s it! Sprinkle with a little extra nutmeg and garnish with a cinnamon stick if you like.
Via Post Punk Kitchen.

So Close.....

Shhhhhh.