Thursday, December 15, 2011

Suicide is the new "Housewives."



Suicide: (Latin suicidium, from sui caedere, "to kill oneself") is the act of intentionally causing one's own death.

Neil DaCosta: Suicide.










Vegan Death By Chocolate Mousse Cakes.

Ingredients:
Crust:

1/2 cup white flour
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 cup brown sugar
3 tablespoons cocoa powder
1/4 cup canola oil
2 tablespoons soymilk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt

Mousse

1 cup semisweet vegan chocolate chips
340 g firm silken tofu
1/2 cup soymilk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Chocolate Sauce

1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 tablespoons cocoa powder
1 tablespoon white flour
1/2 cup soymilk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:

1
Crust: Pre-Heat Oven to 350f (180c) and Oil a Large Muffin tin.
2
In a medium bowl, mix flour, baking powder, sugar and cocoa powder.
3
In a small bowl mix oil,maple syrup, soy milk, vanilla and salt.
4
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry and mix well.
5
In the Large muffin tin, spread some batter into the one muffin thingy and make a small crust. continue until all batter is used up.
6
Bake for 10-18 minutes, than let cool.
7
Mousse: Melt chocolate chips in microwave,
8
In a blender, blend tofu, melted chocolate chips, soy milk and vanilla extract until smooth.
9
Put mousse in the crusts, than let chill for 2 or more hours.
10
Chocolate Sauce: Mix all Ingredients together in a small saucepan and bring to a boil, than take off heat and let cool down.
11
Pour over Mousse Cakes.



Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Kindly Piss Off.



For whatever reason, people that are not vegan and find out that you are; end up taking their shame out of the closet for internally knowing what they really do and making dumb mid American comments about it in feeble attempts to rile you about it. That "you" is me and I m fucking over it.
I NEVER preach about Veganism. In fact, the only time that people actually find out, is if they blatantly ask or they notice what I am NOT eating and inquire.
This directly relates to the "baby" issue. (See Archives.)
Be content with your own situation and choices. My intellect dies a little death every time I hear some horseshit like this upon discovering I am vegan, "I guess I m going to go to McDonald's after this and eat the shit out of a Big Mac!" or my favorite, "I love chicken and bacon , ahhh it tastes so gooood!" (This of course, is said in the manner of nanny nanny boo boo by grown men.)
Thanksgiving was the worst because of the double negative the "holiday" entails for me personally.
Get behind your own ethics and morals and get your dirty, dumb Jeff Foxworthy, KC truck light having, Mac & Cheese out of a box eating opinions out of my general vicinity and in your own Bayvillan backyard. Many Thanks.

Your reality check resides here.


The next time you bite into what you consider a savory "burger" this is what you are really eating. If you are ok with eating this, you can be ok with the process in which it comes to you.




10 Reasons to Stop Eating Beef (and other Fast Food)


by Jonathan Campbell



Beef-eating is portrayed in the U.S. almost as a patriotic endeavor. Our favorite sports heroes - from Michael Jordan to Drew Bledsoe - are featured in McDonalds ads and toys. We are literally bombarded with ads for McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's. But there is something very odd about all this. There are hints (or front page headlines) telling us that there is something wrong with all this beef consumption.



In fact, a quick study of the issues surrounding beef consumption finds some very disturbing facts:

1. Beef contains significant quantities of the most toxic organic chemical known - dioxin. This chemical is toxic in the trillionths of grams. (A trillionth of a gram, called a picogram, is one million millionth of a gram. A gram is about 1/30th of an ounce.) Dioxin has been linked to cancer, endometriosis, Attention Deficit Disorder (hyperactivity in children), reproductive systems defects in children, chronic fatigue syndrome, immune system deficiency, and rare nerve and blood disorders. A single hamburger (a little less than 1/4 lb, or 100 grams) contains up to 100 picograms of dioxin. That is 300 times as much as the EPA says is "acceptable" for a daily dose for an adult! There are some scientists who say that there is no acceptable dose; they say that any dose can cause toxic effects, because dioxin is a hormone disrupting chemical which changes the functioning of our cells, against which we have no defense. The dioxin comes from microscopic particles of ash from incinerators that have settled on grass and crops eaten by the beef cattle, pigs, and chickens. All farm animals are affected - even herds grown on "all-natural" feed. See dioxin.



2. The huge amount of beef that we consume, in combination with the usual side-orders of other fatty foods (such as french fries) and caffeine and refined sugars (cola beverages) appears to be one of the major causes of obesity in the U.S. and Europe. Beef is "dumped" into our schools by the beef industry and the USDA - beef producers are paid by the government for "surplus" beef (the vast amount they cannot sell) which is subsequently "donated" to school lunch programs, helping our children to get hooked on this unhealthy food.

3. Beef production is the major cause of the destruction of the world's rainforests. The high price of beef encourages ranchers to burn the forest to create new rangelands. The fragile, thin rainforest soil cover is quickly destroyed by grazing in 1-2 years, and the ranchers move on to burn another area, in a never-ending cycle of destruction. Thousands of species of plants and animals have already been destroyed forever, as well as straining the earth's ability to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. At current rates, the rainforests will be totally destroyed in 30-50 years.



4. Beef production is the major cause of "desertification" around the world - the rapid degradation of marginal, low-rainfall soil areas into desert. The constant pounding of the hoofs of cattle disturbs and eventually destroys the delicate root systems which keep the topsoil layer intact. Erosion by winds or storms removes the topsoil, leaving the sand or clay subsoil layer behind.

5. Beef production is a serious social justice issue. Beef cattle and their grazing land take up nearly a quarter of the land mass of the earth, to supply beef to the U.S., Europe, and Japan. About one third of the world's grain harvest is used for feed for cattle instead of food for people. In the U.S., that figure is over 70 percent. It takes 16 pounds of grain to produce a single pound of beef. This, in a world where nearly a billion people lack enough food, is unjust. Beef production for the developed parts of the world is severely limiting the amount of food available for people in the poor and developing world.

6. Beef can harbor a deadly new germ, called e. coli O157:H7. This new germ is now a major cause of serious food poisoning. Beef and dairy cattle can carry the germ with no apparent adverse health effects. The germ, found in cattle feces, has contaminated beef and produce grown with cow manure. So far it has killed dozens of people and sickened thousands. In August, 1997, 25 million pounds of beef were recalled, the largest food recall in the world's history, because of O157:H7 contamination of beef destined to Burger King restaurants. The precautions against the germ - including cooking to 160º F (71º C) - reveals a disgusting side of beef production - there is no way to prevent fecal contamination during slaughter. See O157:H7.

7. The consumption of beef and fast food "restaurants" that promote it have created a new, super-exploitative work environment. High school students and people in poverty have learned an old social order - the sweatshop. The frenetic pace of a McDonalds or Burger King at lunch or dinner time is easily a match for the non-unionized factories and garment shops of the '20s in the U.S. (or most developing countries today). But this is the modern U.S. sweatshop, where we are all members of a "team" working for the common good - minimum wages and windfall profits.

8. Beef consumption has created a self-perpetuating and rapidly-expanding distortion of local economies all over the world. As more McDonalds "restaurants" are established and beef consumption rises, more arable land is consumed for grazing and cattle feed. In developing countries, the local economy changes from one based on local food markets and trade to one based on beef exports, enriching a few wealthy landowners and merchants and impoverishing the rest.

9. The "fast-food" industry giants that promote beef - McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy's - have created and encouraged an artificial, plastic, uniform, standard "restaurant" environment that, because of their powerful advertising media, discourages diversity and local and ethnic culture in restaurants and in food choices. Beef - served as hamburgers - has been the driving force for this shift in how we view food and eating in the U. S.



10. The beef "fast-food" industry, notably McDonalds and Burger King, especially targets children in its marketing. As a result, millions of children (and in many cases, their parents) associate eating at those "restaurants" as a fun, positive, healthful eating experience. Obesity and other afflictions associated with excess animal fat intake and sedentary lifestyle are now affecting young adults and children in increasing numbers.



Sources: 1994 EPA Dioxin Reassessment, Dying From Dioxin by Lois Gibbs, Beyond Beef by Jeremy Rifkin, fact sheets from the McLibel case (Great Britain), Diet For A Small Planet by Francis Moore Lappe, Mother Jones magazine.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

Blood on the Brain & Elsewhere.



Blood is a fascinating subject to me. The physicality of it, as portrayed in art, the commitment of it used symbolically in the media & elsewhere; it's a heavy medium, if you will. Secrets kept with it, vows made on it, vengeance sought out over it & false imagery of Satanism being conjured upon the mention of it outside of a sterile environment make blood as intriguing as Egyptian mysticism.
Get outside of your box and collective safe zone and muse a little.
John Ross: BLOOD.





Fuck it. Let's get literal. Enjoy.

Blood Orange Cake with Delicious Frosting

Jul 17
Blood Orange Cake with Delicious Frosting

orange cake

This cake is tangy, moist, full flavoured, delicious and if you love citrus – then you’ll love this ! Let’s go bake !!!

INGREDIENTS

1 cup unbleached plain flour
1 cup self-raising flour
¾ cup Golden Granulated Sugar
2 tsp of powdered egg replacer
1½ tsps of baking powder
½ tsps of bicarbonate of soda
1/3 cup sunflower oil
½ cup plain soya yoghurt
¼ cup soya milk
zest of an entire blood orange (or plain if not available)
juice of an entire blood orange (or plain if not available)
juice of ½ a fresh lemon
1 tsp vanilla extract

METHOD

Preheat the oven to 200˚c, and grease a round, non-stick 8” cake tin. Now in a plastic bowl whisk the yoghurt, milk, oil, orange juice, lemon juice, vanilla extract, orange zest and the oil.

Now in another bowl add the rest of the dried ingredients and mix. Now add the dried ingredients to the wet ones and mix with a wooden spoon until properly blended.

Pour into baking tin and place in an oven for half an hour, or until a stick comes out clear. At this point allow it to cool down before turning onto a serving dish/plate.

A final touch, which we like, is to pierce a few holes in the cake and pour over some freshly squeezed lemon juice (about ½ a lemon)on the top of it, to give it that extra zingy flavour – it goes so well with the blood orange flavour. When the juice has been soaked up by the cake (a few minutes should do the trick), then frost the cake and it’s ready for eating from this moment onwards. Alternatively place in an airtight container and refrigerate.

Meanwhile make the frosting as follows:-

INGREDIENTS

1½ tubs (340 grams) Tofutti Cream Cheese

4 tbsp vegan margarine

¾ cup vegan icing/powdered sugar

juice of ½ a small lemon

Place all the ingredients except for the tofutti cream in a mixing and whisk until properly blended, now add the tofutti cream and gently whisk again (don’t over process it as you don’t want a runny consistency)

Now place in the refrigerator for an hour, and frost cake once it has totally cooled (the frosting should have thickened by this time, this can be made several hours before frosting the cake). You may wish to decorate the cake further with cut pieces of blood orange, or simply the zest of the fruit, as you wish. Enjoy ! (store covered in the refrigerator).

All recipes and content © Miriam Sorrell mouthwateringvegan.com 2010

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Nico & Optical tear jerks.


Nico from the Velvet Underground is as ubiquitous to me and growing up as cabs to NYC. I have a love hate relationship actually with the idea of her.
In some ways, she reminds me of what a horror my Mother was while incapacitated on dope and other mental indulgences, voluntary or not; but the transparency of her, all that melancholy and stoic emanation whether it was manipulated or not is identifiable for me on a not often visited level; but that's another tale entirely....
Ahh, to be sad and fatally gorgeous, there are worse fates. Nothing is more frightening than a woman with no secrets.






Oscar Ciutat: Caged.


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Graphic Art that doesn't make me hurl & Black Metal Vegan Chow.

Nacho Ormaechea is a Paris based graphic designer who is making me lean towards graphic art rather than eschew it. I have been trained to frown upon graphic art as a real medium & what I have chosen to do is gag my ego and enjoy.





I had the great fortune of seeing this anomaly recently in Brooklyn. He was one of the judges for the Beard & Mustache Competition and by God this bitch delivered. He is delightful as an icicle piercing your soul in a thunderstorm at the end of a rainbow. Run to the hills bitch.

VEGAN BLACK METAL CHEF:
Tempura Asparagus Sushi
Why no list of ingredients?



I refrained from putting a list of ingredients at the start of this one mainly because it would take up too much time and have too many optional ingredients.



If you want something writen down so you can see easily here it is…





Rice:



Jasmine rice

Sugar

Salt

White Vinegar (or Rice wine vinegar)



The batter/breading:



Self rising flour

White wine

Salt

Garlic powder (optional)



Breading – Panko Japanese breadcrumbs





Sushi Filling



Tempura asparagus

Nori (dried seaweed sheets)

I usually just add some bell pepper, or avocado, or thin pieces of green onion

Flied Garlic (optional…but really good)

Tofutti Brand “Better Than Cream Cheese” (Garlic and Herb Flavor)(more on this below)



Seaweed salad (more on this below also)





Runes, spikes, Ice and Woods…



Someone wrote that I should warn people that the Viking Roll and Black Metal Rolls were a joke and not to eat them….



Should every knife be labeled “do not cut head off with”



Just doing my part to pull the weeds of humanity. If you are smart enough to turn on a computer and find youtube… you should be smart enough to ride this ride.





Lets talk about Tofutti Brand “Better than Cream Cheese” (Garlic and Herb Flavor) for a second.



This stuff…. I keep going back and fourth about.



First thing to be said is that it is pretty much always good on sushi as long as you don’t go absolutely nuts with it.



On other things,like bagels, sometimes I think its terrible and just when I have my mind made up that its really terrible, I will have it on a cinnamon raisin bagel and its really good. So I keep flip flopping on this shit in general but try it for yourself.





On seaweed salad



One person wrote “show us how to make the seaweed salad”!



To this I reply… I dont think I have ever seen the parts of seaweed salad sold separately. I have only seen it as a prepackaged already put together thing.



You can buy it in little packs in the frozen or refrigerated section of your Asian store. Here is another thing where you might have to try out a few different brands. Good Seaweed salad is fucking amazing and you will never leave a place that sells it without having some again. However there also exists bad seaweed salad.



Bad Seaweed salad can be horrible and often tastes like you are licking a large wet dog…not that I know what that tastes like.



So in conclusion… one last piece of advice. Make this shit! It is seriously really really fucking good. I eat this once or twice a month at least Enjoy the fine aroma of your asparagus pee as you peer into the toilet to read your fate of the viking roll you just ate.